Alan Dee’s film preview: Pompeii starts with an earthquake, but doesn’t really go anywhere
Legendary movie mogul and straight talker Sam Goldwyn reckoned a good movie should start with an earthquake and build to a climax.
Old Sam probably thought that a decent plot, adequate acting and a semblance of good storytelling could be taken as read, but it’s sadly not so.
That’s why Pompeii joins a long list of historical epics which have come a cropper by putting too much faith in eye-catching special effects.
This steaming pile of magma has no real A-list names to haul it over the line, the story is ponderous and we all know there’s a big bang coming. Sadly it doesn’t come soon enough – even though it only runs to just over 100 minutes.
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